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<a href='http://wacaphoto.xwork.net.cn/default.aspx?g=posts&t=323' target='_blank' ><font color='red'>点击查看完整主题页面</font></a><br/><br/>主题:聪明的小学生(发表于2010/12/19 0:17:11)<br/><br/>发表内容:<hr/> 一、李白近视眼<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 老师问学生:“你对李白的‘床前明月光,疑是地上霜’这两句诗有何感想?”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 学生:“李白一定是个近视眼。”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 二、先睹为快<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 老师:“什么叫做‘先睹为快’?”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 学生:“就是……就是先看看答案,然后再来回答,这样做习题就比较快。”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 三、军队人数<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 军事史考试时,一位学员被要求说出随便哪一年美国军队的人数。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 答案马上就得到了:“公元前201年,人数为0。”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 四、布谷鸟的用途<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 课堂上,教师提问:“小强,你来回答,布谷鸟有什么用处?”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 小强笑着回答:“这很简单,布能做衣,谷能当粮,鸟能供大伙儿玩。”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 五、调虎离山<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 老师:“什么叫‘调虎离山’?”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 学生:“譬如考试的时候,校长忽然把老师从教室叫了出去,这就叫做‘调虎离山’。”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 六、武则天是大数学家<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 历史教师:“你知道武则天是什么人吗?”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 学生:“武则天是数学家。五过则添,就是发明四舍五入的那位大数学家。”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 教师再指着黑板上写着的“扑朔迷离’说:“韩为同学,你说说这个成语的意思。”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 韩为站起来,推了推架在鼻梁上的高度近视眼镜,朝黑板上仔细地望了一会儿,无可奈何地说:“看不清楚。”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 老师:“韩为同学说对了,请坐下。”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 七、聪明的学生<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 物理课上,老师正在讲振动和共鸣,为让学生理解,老师提问道: “如果我朝鱼塘扔一块石头,会发生什么现象?<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 学生异口同声地回答:“罚款5元!”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " />
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