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<a href='http://wacaphoto.xwork.net.cn/default.aspx?g=posts&t=326' target='_blank' ><font color='red'>点击查看完整主题页面</font></a><br/><br/>主题：《让子弹飞》经典台词(发表于2010/12/23 23:09:43)<br/><br/>发表内容：<hr/><div style="text-align: center; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; "><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑; "><span style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 24px; "><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><span style="font-size: 14pt; "><strong>《让子弹飞》经典台词</strong></span></span><br /> </span></span></span></div> <span style="font-size: 12pt; "><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑; "><span style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 24px; "><br /> 1.要有风，要有肉；要有火锅，要有雾；要有美女，要有驴！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 2.城里的女人就是白啊！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 3.连小凤仙是谁都不知道还当妓女？那是誉满全城的鸡！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 4.谁是穷人？谁穷，谁就是穷人！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 5.姜文摸着刘嘉玲的胸说：说好了，咱们是同床，但不入身。我若有不规，手枪在此，你随时可以干掉我！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 6.我要做的有三件事：公平，公平，还是他妈的公平！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 7.这他妈的税都收到公元2010年啦！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 8.张麻子给师爷一分钟时间，让他说出钱在哪儿。师爷吓得直哭。张麻子说：“哭也算时间哦！”<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 9.张麻子：这是穆扎的曲子。他们叫穆扎，咱们这里叫莫扎特。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 儿子：你还能听出是穆扎来？<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子：有时候能。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 儿子：什么时候？<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子：唱片上写着他名字的时候。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 10.四爷，他们打我的屁股就等于打您的脸啊！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 11.不好色的县长不一定是好县长。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 12.黄四郎对手下胡万说：如果你活着，早晚都会死；如果你死了，你就永远活着。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 13.酒要一口一口地喝，路要一步一步地走—-步子迈大了，容易扯着蛋！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 14.黄四郎：黛玉、晴雯给我出来。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 师爷：怎么只出来一只女子？<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 黄四郎：我给她起了个日本名字—-黛玉晴雯子！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 15.黄四郎：师爷高！县长硬！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 师爷、张麻子：黄老爷又高又硬！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 16.我演砸了吗？我怎么觉着才刚刚开始啊！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 17.师爷：你叫张麻子？可你脸上没麻子啊！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子：黄四郎脸上有四吗？<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 18.世界上本没有路，有了腿便有了路。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 19.老三：她们是妓女！是穷人吗？<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 老二：是穷人，是穷人卖掉的女儿！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 20.师爷：六个人，还当着人家男人的面，还开着灯。我都关着灯。。。太不要脸了，太不要脸了，呸！或者你花点钱，花不了多少钱，姑娘有的是。。。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 21.大哥，你还不了解我吗。。。我。。我一向都是被动。。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 大哥，你还不了解我吗，我做事从来不留活口<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 大哥，你不会怀疑我吧。。。我到现在都还。。。俗称处男<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 大哥，如果是我的话。。。。那么趴在桌子上的就会是她丈夫了！！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子此时感叹到：看来各位兄弟都是身怀绝技的人啊。。。。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 22.死了的人比活着的人有用！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 23.黄四郎：I’msorry.<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 胡万坚定而又颤抖的回答：Mypleasure,sir!<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 24.师爷：寡妇不能碰啊！必有大灾！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子：她已经成了寡妇了，我不能让她再守活寡！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 25.做夫妻最要紧的是什么？恩爱；做县长最要紧的是什么？忍耐！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 26.何止是愚蠢？简直就是愚蠢！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 27.张麻子：你觉得是你对我重要还是钱对我重要？<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 黄四郎：我！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子摇摇头<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 黄四郎：不会是钱吧？<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子：你再想想？<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 黄四郎：不对，还是我！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子：其实你和钱对我都不重要！重要的是“没有你”对我很重要！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 28.师爷：你是要睡我呢？还是要杀我呢？<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子：先睡后杀！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 师爷：那你还是杀了我吧。。。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子：我杀了你还怎么睡你。。。其实。。。我不是要睡你，是要和你睡。。。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 29.师爷：你带着老婆，出了城，吃着火锅还唱着歌，突然就被麻匪劫了。。。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 30.张麻子：你给我他妈的翻译一下他妈的到底什么是他妈的惊喜！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 31.张麻子：汤师爷是我的至爱，您可不能夺我所爱啊！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 32.大哥，我讨厌吗？你要是觉得我不讨厌，我就继续欺负他。你要是觉得我讨厌，我立马消失！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 33.师爷：我话到嘴边了，你让我再咽回去？<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 张麻子：咽回去—-你是个骗子，反正说出来也是假的！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 34.师爷在临死前对张麻子说：树上的屁股兜里有五张委任书。。。<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 35.花姐一把枪指着自己一把枪对着张麻子说：老二已经走了，现在老三也要离开了，我们三个就这样被你拆散了！<br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> <br style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; " /> 36.师爷作深情状，回忆道：那年她十七，我也十七。。。</span></span></span>
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